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Dark Night of The (New Mama’s) Soul

Maybe you are familiar with the phrase “dark night of the soul”. Perhaps you fancy yourself a contemplator and have experienced your own version of this phenomena. I thought I had and have since worked diligently to process the residual existential tension. Then I had a baby.

What followed was a two-part realization that my child-less self was an unwavering asshole, and that as far as I’m concerned, F. Scott Fitzgerald had it right when he said that “in a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o’clock in the morning.”

For the last week and a half, my 7-month-old son Aurie was waking up twice per night. First at 2a.m. for adorable reasons unknown and again at 4a.m. for food. It was a time of celebration — we danced, ate cake, splattered parmigiano reggiano on everything. Those were bright and hopeful days, not unlike Obama’s 2009 inauguration. We were galloping through the tunnel toward some mythical light of which we had so often been told. 

Aurie was sick, but man, was he sleeping. Life was good. I thought of my parent-to-be friends with knowing pity. When a new mom told me of her hellish nights — inclusive of 7 or 8 baby-alarms — I thought, I’ve been there, I’m over it and I am so, so sorry. I even talked bout how great life is on the other side, when that stage is over. “I go into the kitchen and I know what I’m looking for!”

For new parents and bystanders alike, how well a child sleeps is inevitably and nonsensically a notation on the aptitude of one’s parenting intuit, style or technique. Never mind that infant sleep is determined by a combination of burgeoning personhood, behavioural conditioning and at times, medical ailing. Never mind that sleep “troubles” persist if so much as a child’s poop or bath schedule is thrown off, regardless of how obsessive and compulsive that child’s parent is about the regularity of nap time and duration, bedtime, meals and bathing for the purpose of achieving the best possible sleep. Even after the most aggressive form of sleep training (“cry it out” or “ferberization” — a hot topic amongst new parents and parents-to-be) it is often reported that infant sleep continues to fluctuate with the rapid acceleration of cognitive function, arrival of developmental milestones and on occasion, directional change of the wind.  

Rationally speaking, I should not be surprised that for the last two nights, Aurie has been awake from 10pm until 6am, even though for most people, this type of schedule inarguably constitutes being awake all night. Rationally speaking, I should not feel bad about myself, my partner and my baby that we are back to sucking so badly at sleep. Rationally speaking, I should not blabber on at 3am about how a life without sleep is unworthy of living. However valid my emotions and (arguably skewed) logic are, I know better than that. I know this will pass. Next week it will be a new thing — maybe he’ll drop a nap, develop (another) new high-pitched scream, or even decide that it’s fun to wake up after sunrise. But right now, in the thick of it, the days are dominated by the night in my quest to resolve the mess of wakefulness we are wadding through. Right now, I want Aurie in his own room, away from me. I want him to listen to and somehow understand Samuel L. Jackson on a youtube loop reading “Go The Fuck To Sleep”. I want sympathy for my dark night, and I want a 15-minute reprieve from my existential responsibility which I am willing to grant myself. 

My interest in ‘the contemplative arts’ now extends only to the idea of resolve. I like to consider what future me can do to be less of an asshole, to help new parents training through the first year feel more awesome — because they need to feel awesome, because raising a child, while a choice for some, is an exceptionally difficult choice in ways that I suppose not every parent is willing to discuss. 

On the other side of these sleepless nights, I will be less of an asshole. I will be tight-lipped if well-rested. I will fly as quickly as the subway will take me to the home of any new-parent friends to relieve them some of their existential or ontological responsibility and hold their screaming babies while they go the fuck to sleep. 

ad infinitum

Celista – Brooklyn

And then there’s this.

In the same way that there is a multiplicity of relations, there is also a multiplicity of different modes of unification, different degrees of unity, different ways of being “one”, and a multiplicity of ways of realising it.
Maurizio LazzaratoMultiplicity, Totality and Politics [Parrhesia, 2010] (via adumbrations)

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Oh flying spaghetti monster, I’m so glad we’re having this conversation. 
(Yes — finally — yes to everything below.)

fucktheory:

Real Talk (Education Week, Continued)
(click; also click)
OK, so, first things first:  between his half-assed health care plan, his fucking over the LGBT community on every possible issue including immigration, his failure to crack down on corporate fuckery, and his apparent ambivalence about education, Obama has proven a disappointment on every single issue I actually care about.  I’m glad I don’t have the option of voting in November, because it would be a bitter pill. 
Now, on to the subject at hand.  There are two points to be made here. 
The first point is pretty straightforward, and can be summed up as follows:  Fuck.  You.  Specifically, this bit here:

The death of subsidized loans was sold to student advocates as a necessary sacrifice to save the Pell Grant Program, which provides 9 million undergraduates with grants of up to $5,500 a year. “Congress now views all spending as bad, and we wanted to make sure the Pell Grant didn’t get cut,” recalls Rich Williams at the U.S. Public Interest Research Group’s Higher Education Project. “Unfortunately, the money had to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.”

Uh, no.  The money doesn’t have to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.  According to this article, the projected savings from hammering grad students is going to be about $18 billion a year.  Can we talk about farm subsidies, which cost the US government about $20 billion a year, a fully 17% of which goes to the largest 1% of farms?  Can we talk about the fact that a so-called “5th generation” jet fighter, like an F-22, costs $100-150 million per unit, and the fact that the US Air Force has almost 6,000 aircraft in active service?  (Do the math). Or maybe we could, I don’t know, make pharmaceutical companies actually pay taxes?  For that matter, it appears that in the fiscal year 2011 the Department of Homeland Security was budgeted $98.8 billion…but apparently only spent $66.4 billion.  Could we maybe have those extra $32.4 billion back to spend on education, if you don’t need them? 
A dollar is a dollar.  It doesn’t say “education dollar” on it, it just says “In God We Trust.” There is only one economy.  Congressdecideshow much of its money will go to education, just like it decides how much goes to defense spending, homeland security, and corporate tax breaks.  Politicians in every country love selling us this bullshit line about how “the education budget is only so big.”  No, asshole, the education budget is as big as you make it.  Make it bigger, and you’ll be able to add things without cutting things.  That’s called logic.  Cut some money from your expense and travel budget and give it to a starving graduate student. 
That’s the first point.  The point is this:  the government is choosing to save money by fucking over graduate students.  Don’t try to give us this hand-wringing, I-have-no-choice-we-all-have-to-tighten-our-belts routine.  Go fuck yourself.  You spent $135 billion in 2010 bailing out the scum that issues those loans, but you don’t have any money to help the students who are strangled by those same loans?  Have I mentioned go fuck yourself? 
OK.  The second point is much more complex and much less pleasant to think about.  That is the awkward question of why all that student debt is there in the first place. 
To begin with, using the phrase “graduate school” so broadly is a serious economic error.  There’s a huge difference, in financial terms, between being a “graduate student” at a professional school that makes you a lawyer or a doctor or any other profession that, presumably, the market actually has a demand for, and between being a “graduate student” at, say, an English department, which mostly trains you to be unemployable.  OK. 
Just as importantly, and as painful as it is to admit this, we can’t pass judgment against government budget cuts without also recognizing the extent to which everybody, including professors and students themselves, participate in the ideological soap bubble that is higher education.  It basically boils down to this:  did anyone force you to take on tens of thousands of dollars of debt?  No.  No they did not.  Yes, it sucks that the government is going to start making you pay interest on those loans.  It sucks hard.  But we’re just talking about the interest.  We’re not talking about why those loans are there in the first place. 
As the Gramsci quote above neatly points out, educational oversaturation has serious economic implications.  And as all of Gramsci’s work on education shows, it is an absolute error to regard intellectual or educational activity as somehow above or beyond circuits of capital and material production.  As the second of the two articles linked to above suggests, for the last few years there’s been a growing awareness of the student loan issue.  But the fundamental problems behind the student loan issue have been brewing for a long, long time.  I’m going to focus here mostly on the humanities, since that’s where my experience lies.
Let’s be perfectly honest here.  As a form of professional training, graduate school in the humanities has been in decline a long, long time.  The debt issue has worsened sharply in recent years, as has tuition.  But the slashing of budgets, the cutting of tenure-track jobs, and the systematic replacement of fully employed faculty with benefits by adjunct myrmidons has been going on for decades.  Despite this fact, for most of the last 10 years, graduate school application rates have set record highs.  For the life of me, I can’t figure out why.
Now, is there, to some degree a clouding of the truth?  Yes, perhaps.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of professors to be unfailingly encouraging of undergraduates who want to apply to grad schools, instead of explaining to them the realities of the job market.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of academic departments to admit more students than they can fund and place.  The reasons for this bullshit is obvious - professors and departments both need graduate students to serve as cheap teaching labor so they can offset the slashing of full-time faculty.  Duh.  But guess what?  Academia operates within the same chains of ideology and economics as the rest of the capitalist machine.  You’re naive enough to be surprised that the labor market is trying to fuck you over by squeezing you like a ripe orange and then throwing you away to rot once the juice has been squeezed out?  The real question isn’t why your professors painted you a rosy picture or why your department fudged their placement numbers on the admissions offer they made you.  The real question is why you believed them to begin with. 
If we are ever going to fix higher education, the first task is to rid ourselves of the absurd idealization of intellectual activity as somehow exempt from market forces and basic economic principles.  I’ve already dealt with this issue in this post.  Graduate students and potential graduate students alike must confront the possibility that their own investment in their profession is sharply out of line with the market value of their profession.  And this disjunction is absolutely not news.  To anybody.  Bluntly stated:  yes, the economic burden of grad school has worsened in the last few years.  But it’s not like there was any possible economic math according to which getting a Ph.D. in English was a really smart financial decision in 1999, either.  What are you so shocked about?  Were you planning to repay your loans to the bank by offering to give lectures on Edmund Spencer in the foyer? 
In other words, it’s absolutely not enough to wring our hands about interest rates and act like we’ve suddenly found ourselves in an untenable situation we couldn’t possibly have predicted.  If we want our intellectual activity to be worth something not just to us but to the market, we need to work collectively as an institution to raise the value of that activity.  In other words, we have to stop saying bullshit like this:

“The burden on graduate students is growing, and this makes a bad situation worse,” says Eli Paster, a Ph.D. candidate at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the head of legislative concerns at the National Association of Graduate-Professional Students. “We don’t want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.”

That is absolutely not correct.  We absolutely do want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.  Because graduate degrees are not decorations.  They’re supposed to be indicators of a particularly high level of qualification and training, making you a valuable asset worth hiring.  Graduate school should be difficult to get into.  Graduate degrees should be difficult to obtain.  If there’s a glut of graduate degrees on the market and the cost of the education exceeds the market value of the degree, then something is seriously wrong with the system.  
The problem, of course, begins before the graduate level.  It used to be that a good number of people dropped out of high school and started working at 16.  Once that was no longer the norm, and everybody had a high school degree, you started needing a college degree to get a decent job.  Then once everybody had a college degree, that became meaningless, so you needed a master’s degree to get a decent job.  And so on.  But like Gramsci says, oversaturation creates a loop of devaluation.  Pretty soon the US will be like Italy, where every other business card says “Dottore” on it.  And the inevitable and unfortunate correlate of this phenomenon is that the greater the number of people who pursue graduate degrees, the more socially acceptable it becomes to get a graduate degree simply for the sake of having one, or simply because you don’t know what else to do with your life.  And with all due respect to your upper-middle-class existential anxiety, I don’t think your indecision should be a collective social burden. 
The only solution is to forget about the American dream and adopt a model of education more like the French and German models, where the kind of education you get is closely related to the kind of job you’re expecting or expected to hold.  Obviously, those systems have profound issues of their own.  But the bottom line is this:  a democratic society is one where everybody has the possiblity of obtaining a higher education, not one where everybody actually has one.  We must fight tooth and nail to ensure that everybody can go to college.  But it’s completely ludicrous to work towards a society where everybody does go to college.  What for?  And it’s even more ludicrous to work towards a society where people have the luxury of spending 5-10 years acquiring a useless graduate degree and expecting someone else to pick up the tab.  Sorry.  But no.
It really comes down to the simple fact that, as of right now, nobody can force you to take up that kind of debt burden.  There are pressures, yes, and lies and ideology involved.  But unless you sign that piece of paper, you’re not going to end up tens of thousands of dollars in debt.  The first step towards reducing the student debt crisis is for students to reduce the amount of debt they take on. 
Leaving aside the more complex question of undergraduate degrees, it is absolutely and categorically imperative that people becomes more pragmatic about their decision to pursue graduate degrees.  In fact, when undergraduates ask me about grad school, or when they ask me to write letters of recommendation, I tell them flat out and in no uncertain terms:  only go to grad school if the career you want to pursue requires a graduate degree.  Period.  End of story.  If it is remotely possible for you to do what you want in life without a graduate degree, good.  And if you don’t know what the fuck you want to do with your life, take a year off and work at a record store while you figure it out.  Or borrow $10,000 to travel and hang out for 6 months, instead of borrowing $70,000 to go to grad school for 5 years.  You’ll end up with much less debt, much less anxiety, and a much clearer sense of yourself.  But by taking up space and resources in graduate school just so you can figure out your life, you are not only fucking yourself over, you are helping the system to fuck over all the people who genuinely want and need the degree.  You are devaluing everybody else’s degree and saddling yourself with a lifetime of debt that will almost certainly prevent you from making the kind of life choices you were dreaming off when you applied to grad school in the first place.  Being on an academic schedule and having 4 months off a year doesn’t mean very much when you have to wait tables between semesters to pay off your Ph.D.
As Gramsci says in the same text I quote above, “The democratic-bureaucratic system has given rise to a great mass of functions which are not all justified by the social necessities of production, though they are justified by the political necessities of the dominant fundamental group.”  The first step towards fixing the higher education system isn’t governmental, it’s personal.  Stop serving the interests of the dominant fundamental group and start serving your own damn interests.  Should the government help students crawl out from underneath their massive mountains of debt?  Yes, it absolutely should.  But the best way to escape graduate school debt is not to borrow money in the first place. 

Oh flying spaghetti monster, I’m so glad we’re having this conversation. 

(Yes — finally — yes to everything below.)

fucktheory:

Real Talk (Education Week, Continued)

(click; also click)

OK, so, first things first:  between his half-assed health care plan, his fucking over the LGBT community on every possible issue including immigration, his failure to crack down on corporate fuckery, and his apparent ambivalence about education, Obama has proven a disappointment on every single issue I actually care about.  I’m glad I don’t have the option of voting in November, because it would be a bitter pill. 

Now, on to the subject at hand. 
There are two points to be made here. 

The first point is pretty straightforward, and can be summed up as follows:  Fuck.  You.  Specifically, this bit here:

The death of subsidized loans was sold to student advocates as a necessary sacrifice to save the Pell Grant Program, which provides 9 million undergraduates with grants of up to $5,500 a year. “Congress now views all spending as bad, and we wanted to make sure the Pell Grant didn’t get cut,” recalls Rich Williams at the U.S. Public Interest Research Group’s Higher Education Project. “Unfortunately, the money had to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.”

Uh, no.  The money doesn’t have to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.  According to this article, the projected savings from hammering grad students is going to be about $18 billion a year.  Can we talk about farm subsidies, which cost the US government about $20 billion a year, a fully 17% of which goes to the largest 1% of farms?  Can we talk about the fact that a so-called “5th generation” jet fighter, like an F-22, costs $100-150 million per unit, and the fact that the US Air Force has almost 6,000 aircraft in active service?  (Do the math). Or maybe we could, I don’t know, make pharmaceutical companies actually pay taxes?  For that matter, it appears that in the fiscal year 2011 the Department of Homeland Security was budgeted $98.8 billion…but apparently only spent $66.4 billion.  Could we maybe have those extra $32.4 billion back to spend on education, if you don’t need them? 

A dollar is a dollar.  It doesn’t say “education dollar” on it, it just says “In God We Trust.” There is only one economy.  Congressdecideshow much of its money will go to education, just like it decides how much goes to defense spending, homeland security, and corporate tax breaks.  Politicians in every country love selling us this bullshit line about how “the education budget is only so big.”  No, asshole, the education budget is as big as you make it.  Make it bigger, and you’ll be able to add things without cutting things.  That’s called logic.  Cut some money from your expense and travel budget and give it to a starving graduate student. 

That’s the first point.  The point is this:  the government is choosing to save money by fucking over graduate students.  Don’t try to give us this hand-wringing, I-have-no-choice-we-all-have-to-tighten-our-belts routine.  Go fuck yourself.  You spent $135 billion in 2010 bailing out the scum that issues those loans, but you don’t have any money to help the students who are strangled by those same loans?  Have I mentioned go fuck yourself? 

OK.  The second point is much more complex and much less pleasant to think about.  That is the awkward question of why all that student debt is there in the first place

To begin with, using the phrase “graduate school” so broadly is a serious economic error.  There’s a huge difference, in financial terms, between being a “graduate student” at a professional school that makes you a lawyer or a doctor or any other profession that, presumably, the market actually has a demand for, and between being a “graduate student” at, say, an English department, which mostly trains you to be unemployable.  OK. 

Just as importantly, and as painful as it is to admit this, we can’t pass judgment against government budget cuts without also recognizing the extent to which everybody, including professors and students themselves, participate in the ideological soap bubble that is higher education.  It basically boils down to this:  did anyone force you to take on tens of thousands of dollars of debt?  No.  No they did not.  Yes, it sucks that the government is going to start making you pay interest on those loans.  It sucks hard.  But we’re just talking about the interest.  We’re not talking about why those loans are there in the first place. 

As the Gramsci quote above neatly points out, educational oversaturation has serious economic implications.  And as all of Gramsci’s work on education shows, it is an absolute error to regard intellectual or educational activity as somehow above or beyond circuits of capital and material production.  As the second of the two articles linked to above suggests, for the last few years there’s been a growing awareness of the student loan issue.  But the fundamental problems behind the student loan issue have been brewing for a long, long time.  I’m going to focus here mostly on the humanities, since that’s where my experience lies.

Let’s be perfectly honest here.  As a form of professional training, graduate school in the humanities has been in decline a long, long time.  The debt issue has worsened sharply in recent years, as has tuition.  But the slashing of budgets, the cutting of tenure-track jobs, and the systematic replacement of fully employed faculty with benefits by adjunct myrmidons has been going on for decades.  Despite this fact, for most of the last 10 years, graduate school application rates have set record highs.  For the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

Now, is there, to some degree a clouding of the truth?  Yes, perhaps.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of professors to be unfailingly encouraging of undergraduates who want to apply to grad schools, instead of explaining to them the realities of the job market.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of academic departments to admit more students than they can fund and place.  The reasons for this bullshit is obvious - professors and departments both need graduate students to serve as cheap teaching labor so they can offset the slashing of full-time faculty.  Duh.  But guess what?  Academia operates within the same chains of ideology and economics as the rest of the capitalist machine.  You’re naive enough to be surprised that the labor market is trying to fuck you over by squeezing you like a ripe orange and then throwing you away to rot once the juice has been squeezed out?  The real question isn’t why your professors painted you a rosy picture or why your department fudged their placement numbers on the admissions offer they made you.  The real question is why you believed them to begin with. 

If we are ever going to fix higher education, the first task is to rid ourselves of the absurd idealization of intellectual activity as somehow exempt from market forces and basic economic principles.  I’ve already dealt with this issue in this post.  Graduate students and potential graduate students alike must confront the possibility that their own investment in their profession is sharply out of line with the market value of their profession.  And this disjunction is absolutely not news.  To anybody.  Bluntly stated:  yes, the economic burden of grad school has worsened in the last few years.  But it’s not like there was any possible economic math according to which getting a Ph.D. in English was a really smart financial decision in 1999, either.  What are you so shocked about?  Were you planning to repay your loans to the bank by offering to give lectures on Edmund Spencer in the foyer? 

In other words, it’s absolutely not enough to wring our hands about interest rates and act like we’ve suddenly found ourselves in an untenable situation we couldn’t possibly have predicted.  If we want our intellectual activity to be worth something not just to us but to the market, we need to work collectively as an institution to raise the value of that activity.  In other words, we have to stop saying bullshit like this:

“The burden on graduate students is growing, and this makes a bad situation worse,” says Eli Paster, a Ph.D. candidate at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the head of legislative concerns at the National Association of Graduate-Professional Students. “We don’t want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.”

That is absolutely not correct.  We absolutely do want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.  Because graduate degrees are not decorations.  They’re supposed to be indicators of a particularly high level of qualification and training, making you a valuable asset worth hiring.  Graduate school should be difficult to get into.  Graduate degrees should be difficult to obtain.  If there’s a glut of graduate degrees on the market and the cost of the education exceeds the market value of the degree, then something is seriously wrong with the system.  

The problem, of course, begins before the graduate level.  It used to be that a good number of people dropped out of high school and started working at 16.  Once that was no longer the norm, and everybody had a high school degree, you started needing a college degree to get a decent job.  Then once everybody had a college degree, that became meaningless, so you needed a master’s degree to get a decent job.  And so on.  But like Gramsci says, oversaturation creates a loop of devaluation.  Pretty soon the US will be like Italy, where every other business card says “Dottore” on it.  And the inevitable and unfortunate correlate of this phenomenon is that the greater the number of people who pursue graduate degrees, the more socially acceptable it becomes to get a graduate degree simply for the sake of having one, or simply because you don’t know what else to do with your life.  And with all due respect to your upper-middle-class existential anxiety, I don’t think your indecision should be a collective social burden. 

The only solution is to forget about the American dream and adopt a model of education more like the French and German models, where the kind of education you get is closely related to the kind of job you’re expecting or expected to hold.  Obviously, those systems have profound issues of their own.  But the bottom line is this:  a democratic society is one where everybody has the possiblity of obtaining a higher education, not one where everybody actually has one.  We must fight tooth and nail to ensure that everybody can go to college.  But it’s completely ludicrous to work towards a society where everybody does go to college.  What for?  And it’s even more ludicrous to work towards a society where people have the luxury of spending 5-10 years acquiring a useless graduate degree and expecting someone else to pick up the tab.  Sorry.  But no.

It really comes down to the simple fact that, as of right now, nobody can force you to take up that kind of debt burden.  There are pressures, yes, and lies and ideology involved.  But unless you sign that piece of paper, you’re not going to end up tens of thousands of dollars in debt.  The first step towards reducing the student debt crisis is for students to reduce the amount of debt they take on. 

Leaving aside the more complex question of undergraduate degrees, it is absolutely and categorically imperative that people becomes more pragmatic about their decision to pursue graduate degrees.  In fact, when undergraduates ask me about grad school, or when they ask me to write letters of recommendation, I tell them flat out and in no uncertain terms:  only go to grad school if the career you want to pursue requires a graduate degree.  Period.  End of story.  If it is remotely possible for you to do what you want in life without a graduate degree, good.  And if you don’t know what the fuck you want to do with your life, take a year off and work at a record store while you figure it out.  Or borrow $10,000 to travel and hang out for 6 months, instead of borrowing $70,000 to go to grad school for 5 years.  You’ll end up with much less debt, much less anxiety, and a much clearer sense of yourself.  But by taking up space and resources in graduate school just so you can figure out your life, you are not only fucking yourself over, you are helping the system to fuck over all the people who genuinely want and need the degree.  You are devaluing everybody else’s degree and saddling yourself with a lifetime of debt that will almost certainly prevent you from making the kind of life choices you were dreaming off when you applied to grad school in the first place.  Being on an academic schedule and having 4 months off a year doesn’t mean very much when you have to wait tables between semesters to pay off your Ph.D.

As Gramsci says in the same text I quote above, “The democratic-bureaucratic system has given rise to a great mass of functions which are not all justified by the social necessities of production, though they are justified by the political necessities of the dominant fundamental group.”  The first step towards fixing the higher education system isn’t governmental, it’s personal.  Stop serving the interests of the dominant fundamental group and start serving your own damn interests.  Should the government help students crawl out from underneath their massive mountains of debt?  Yes, it absolutely should.  But the best way to escape graduate school debt is not to borrow money in the first place. 

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fucktheory:

Pro et Contra - Philosophy & Allegory
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This is the contra one, obviously.
Here’s the problem with allegory.Imagine that in the distant future the entire world is in the grip of a giant totalitarian state.  Now imagine that this totalitarian state executed an absolute eugenics program, strictly controlling all reproduction.  Now imagine that the way this program was executed was through the surgical removal of every person’s reproductive glands, so that not only was all reproduction conducted in a laboratory under strict government control, but also no adult in the world had functioning gonads - women had no ovaries and men had no testes.  Now imagine that you’re an ordinary man from our present moment who travels to this future and has an argument with one of these gonad-free future-humans.  In this scenario, wouldn’t one of these gonad-free future-humans be confused if you told them to lick your balls?  Clearly they would, because in the hypothetical world under consideration, the set of “men who have testicles” is an empty set.  Isn’t that a good allegory for how set theory works?
If you answered “not really, no,” then gold star for you. 
Let me start bluntly:  allegories can be rhetorical, but they cannot be truly philosophical, insofar as philosophy is an activity consisting of the creation, modification, and organization of concepts.  (In this definition I follow, as always, Deleuze & Guattari’s What Is Philosophy?).  Prof. O’Connor gives the unfortunate example here of “Nietzsche’s myth of eternal recurrence,” a rather poor choice considering that Nietzsche certainly didn’t think of the Eternal Return as a “myth.”  A better example would have been the parables and fables of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.  But parables and fables are not allegories.
The difference is that an allegory represents, while parables and fables illustrate.  The reading of the former is a hermeneutic process, the reading of the latter an analytic process.  The practical implication of this is that while a behavioral or moral principle is given in the parable or the fable, the underlying principle of the allegory must be interpreted, extracted or translated out of the symbolic content; it is generated anew with each reading.  But as the sages made clear in the Talmud, to say nothing of Freud and Derrida, interpretation, hermeneutics, is always an overdetermined process.  Some symbols mean multiple things; sometimes several symbols together mean a single thing.  Sometimes both of those things are true at once.  What this means is that the allegory, unlike the parable and fable, has a much looser relationship between form and content, insofar as its “meaning” can be distributed through any number of symbolic elements without, in theory, fundamentally changing (this is what Lacan implies when he insists in the “Seminar on ‘The Purloined Letter’” that “the letter” is infinitely divisible).
In practice, this means that the allegory is, potentially, infinitely extensive.  An epic novel can serve as an allegory, and a sonnet can serve as an allegory, and in principle, they could be interpreted as having the same “moral,” which might consist of a single sentence.  Aesop’s fables and Zarathustra’s animal companions offer us a diagrammatic relation between the elements of the story and the elements of the conceptual principle: there’s a crow, there’s a fox, and there’s a piece of cheese.  You can change the symbolic register and make it a fable about a woman, a drag queen, and a Chanel clutch, but no retelling that claims to retain the same moral principle can fundamentally alter the triangular constellation of the key elements.  This remains remains true even if the story is the length of a novel: consider Ibn Tufayl’s Ḥayy ibn Yaqẓān, one of the greatest “philosophical novels,” a book-length parable (and well worth reading). 
In an allegory, on the other hand, the principle is not given; it must be generated interpretively.  But because the principle is not given, the distribution of symbolic elements is hermeneutic rather than diagrammatic, and there is no clear conceptual correspondence.  This makes the allegory, as I’ve suggested, extensive: there’s no diagrammatic reason not to add or remove symbolic elements or to reorganize the symbolic distribution.  That’s why allegory, unlike fable and parable, is never properly philosophical, but only aesthetic or rhetorical:  because the distribution of symbolic elements becomes a matter of taste, rather than a matter of conceptual correspondence. The allegory violates William of Ockham’s basic metaphysical principle: Numquam ponenda est pluralitas sine necessitate (“plurality [of entities] should not be posited unless necessary”; this is the basic principle of conceptual organization - see Ockham’s Quaestiones on Peter Lombard’s Sentences).  
In fact, Plato’s allegory of the cave (in The Republic, Book VII, 514a–520a) does precisely this.  The allegory represents, according to the standard interpretation, Plato’s theory of Forms or Ideas or however you want to translate εἶδος (eidos) and ἰδέα (idea).  The idea here is apparently that the world we live in and perceive is a pale imitation of a pure world of Ideal Forms, where every entity exists in its pure essence.  For Plato, the table in front of you is just a particular incarnation of the universal form “table.”  OK.  So in the allegory of the cave, the shadows on the wall are the material incarnations of forms, the world of our perception, and the real world out in the sunlight is the world of pure forms.  There are really only three conceptual elements here:  the material world, the world of forms, and the limited human consciousness.  But…if the shadows on the wall are made by puppeteers who hold puppets up to the light of the fire, and the shadows represent our material perceptions, wouldn’t perceiving the world of forms just involve…turning our heads to see the puppets?  Why does the allegory continue beyond that point?  Why then is this freakish puppet show just an intermediary between the cave and the outside?  Why is there an outside at all?  For that matter, why don’t the people who leave the cave end up on a mysterious island that moves around and is protected by a giant smoke monster?  Also, who the hell are these puppet show people and don’t they have anything better to do?  Plato is definitely ponenda-ing pluralitas sine necessitate.  
The idea here, as Prof. O’Connor suggests, is that the philosopher’s inquiry helps lift humanity out of the cave and into the light.  The philosopher does this by inquiring after the essence of things, their form, that ancient Socratic question:  “What is it?” (a question, one notes, endemic to 4-year-old children and 70-year-old men).  The profound irony here is that Plato’s allegory fails in exactly the same way that Socrates’ inquiry fails.  In distributing the elements of the allegory figuratively rather than conceptually, Plato fails to answer the fundamental question, “What is it? [What does the allegory represent?].”  This is left to the reader to determine, in an act of interpretation.  The essence is not given, only the distribution of symbols, a particular distribution, arranged formally in accordance with a rule of taste.  From this particular example, the reader is left to extract a general principle, a truth or ἰδέα, the essence of the allegory which would remain the same even if the allegory itself was changed (this is the supposed letter that supposedly always arrives at its destination, chez Lacan).  
This is the basic failure of Platonic-Socratic inquiry:  Not that it attempts to extract a general principle from particular examples, which would simply be inductive reasoning, but that it does so dialectically, by rejecting symbolic elements, in an endless loop whose dynamo is precisely the absence of essence.  Socrates putters around the agora accosting random people.  “What is it that you’re doing?” he asks on young man.  “I’m on my way to an audition, I’m a musician.”  “How do you know that what you’re doing is truly ‘music’?” Socrates asks.  20 minutes later this poor flute player is stumbling to his audition sweating because he has no idea who he is anymore.  But while this young man’s audition is blown, Socrates is no closer to answering the question “What is it?” because he’s simply rejected every example as inadequate, a process of negation the Upanishads refer to as नेति नेति (“neti, neti”; neither this nor this).  Socrates continually tries to generate something from nothing.  And fails. 
Ironically, considering Plato’s continual insistence on the clear light of reason, both allegory and Socratic method represent what Hume called “theism”:  acts of the imagination that extend the given indefinitely without a corrective principle.  The principle is not given; there is no conceptual correspondence or schema; and thus while Platonic allegory, like Christian allegory, can produce belief, it cannot produce philosophy in any proper sense of the word. 

He strikes again!

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Pro et Contra - Philosophy & Allegory

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This is the contra one, obviously.

Here’s the problem with allegory.
Imagine that in the distant future the entire world is in the grip of a giant totalitarian state.  Now imagine that this totalitarian state executed an absolute eugenics program, strictly controlling all reproduction.  Now imagine that the way this program was executed was through the surgical removal of every person’s reproductive glands, so that not only was all reproduction conducted in a laboratory under strict government control, but also no adult in the world had functioning gonads - women had no ovaries and men had no testes.  Now imagine that you’re an ordinary man from our present moment who travels to this future and has an argument with one of these gonad-free future-humans.  In this scenario, wouldn’t one of these gonad-free future-humans be confused if you told them to lick your balls?  Clearly they would, because in the hypothetical world under consideration, the set of “men who have testicles” is an empty set.  Isn’t that a good allegory for how set theory works?

If you answered “not really, no,” then gold star for you. 

Let me start bluntly:  allegories can be rhetorical, but they cannot be truly philosophical, insofar as philosophy is an activity consisting of the creation, modification, and organization of concepts.  (In this definition I follow, as always, Deleuze & Guattari’s What Is Philosophy?).  Prof. O’Connor gives the unfortunate example here of “Nietzsche’s myth of eternal recurrence,” a rather poor choice considering that Nietzsche certainly didn’t think of the Eternal Return as a “myth.”  A better example would have been the parables and fables of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.  But parables and fables are not allegories.

The difference is that an allegory represents, while parables and fables illustrate.  The reading of the former is a hermeneutic process, the reading of the latter an analytic process.  The practical implication of this is that while a behavioral or moral principle is given in the parable or the fable, the underlying principle of the allegory must be interpreted, extracted or translated out of the symbolic content; it is generated anew with each reading.  But as the sages made clear in the Talmud, to say nothing of Freud and Derrida, interpretation, hermeneutics, is always an overdetermined process.  Some symbols mean multiple things; sometimes several symbols together mean a single thing.  Sometimes both of those things are true at once.  What this means is that the allegory, unlike the parable and fable, has a much looser relationship between form and content, insofar as its “meaning” can be distributed through any number of symbolic elements without, in theory, fundamentally changing (this is what Lacan implies when he insists in the “Seminar on ‘The Purloined Letter’” that “the letter” is infinitely divisible).

In practice, this means that the allegory is, potentially, infinitely extensive.  An epic novel can serve as an allegory, and a sonnet can serve as an allegory, and in principle, they could be interpreted as having the same “moral,” which might consist of a single sentence.  Aesop’s fables and Zarathustra’s animal companions offer us a diagrammatic relation between the elements of the story and the elements of the conceptual principle: there’s a crow, there’s a fox, and there’s a piece of cheese.  You can change the symbolic register and make it a fable about a woman, a drag queen, and a Chanel clutch, but no retelling that claims to retain the same moral principle can fundamentally alter the triangular constellation of the key elements.  This remains remains true even if the story is the length of a novel: consider Ibn Tufayl’s Ḥayy ibn Yaqẓān, one of the greatest “philosophical novels,” a book-length parable (and well worth reading). 

In an allegory, on the other hand, the principle is not given; it must be generated interpretively.  But because the principle is not given, the distribution of symbolic elements is hermeneutic rather than diagrammatic, and there is no clear conceptual correspondence.  This makes the allegory, as I’ve suggested, extensive: there’s no diagrammatic reason not to add or remove symbolic elements or to reorganize the symbolic distribution.  That’s why allegory, unlike fable and parable, is never properly philosophical, but only aesthetic or rhetorical:  because the distribution of symbolic elements becomes a matter of taste, rather than a matter of conceptual correspondence. The allegory violates William of Ockham’s basic metaphysical principle: Numquam ponenda est pluralitas sine necessitate (“plurality [of entities] should not be posited unless necessary”; this is the basic principle of conceptual organization - see Ockham’s Quaestiones on Peter Lombard’s Sentences). 

In fact, Plato’s allegory of the cave (in The Republic, Book VII, 514a–520a) does precisely this.  The allegory represents, according to the standard interpretation, Plato’s theory of Forms or Ideas or however you want to translate εἶδος (eidos) and ἰδέα (idea).  The idea here is apparently that the world we live in and perceive is a pale imitation of a pure world of Ideal Forms, where every entity exists in its pure essence.  For Plato, the table in front of you is just a particular incarnation of the universal form “table.”  OK.  So in the allegory of the cave, the shadows on the wall are the material incarnations of forms, the world of our perception, and the real world out in the sunlight is the world of pure forms.  There are really only three conceptual elements here:  the material world, the world of forms, and the limited human consciousness.  But…if the shadows on the wall are made by puppeteers who hold puppets up to the light of the fire, and the shadows represent our material perceptions, wouldn’t perceiving the world of forms just involve…turning our heads to see the puppets?  Why does the allegory continue beyond that point?  Why then is this freakish puppet show just an intermediary between the cave and the outside?  Why is there an outside at all?  For that matter, why don’t the people who leave the cave end up on a mysterious island that moves around and is protected by a giant smoke monster?  Also, who the hell are these puppet show people and don’t they have anything better to do?  Plato is definitely ponenda-ing pluralitas sine necessitate

The idea here, as Prof. O’Connor suggests, is that the philosopher’s inquiry helps lift humanity out of the cave and into the light.  The philosopher does this by inquiring after the essence of things, their form, that ancient Socratic question:  “What is it?” (a question, one notes, endemic to 4-year-old children and 70-year-old men).  The profound irony here is that Plato’s allegory fails in exactly the same way that Socrates’ inquiry fails.  In distributing the elements of the allegory figuratively rather than conceptually, Plato fails to answer the fundamental question, “What is it? [What does the allegory represent?].”  This is left to the reader to determine, in an act of interpretation.  The essence is not given, only the distribution of symbols, a particular distribution, arranged formally in accordance with a rule of taste.  From this particular example, the reader is left to extract a general principle, a truth or ἰδέα, the essence of the allegory which would remain the same even if the allegory itself was changed (this is the supposed letter that supposedly always arrives at its destination, chez Lacan). 

This is the basic failure of Platonic-Socratic inquiry:  Not that it attempts to extract a general principle from particular examples, which would simply be inductive reasoning, but that it does so dialectically, by rejecting symbolic elements, in an endless loop whose dynamo is precisely the absence of essence.  Socrates putters around the agora accosting random people.  “What is it that you’re doing?” he asks on young man.  “I’m on my way to an audition, I’m a musician.”  “How do you know that what you’re doing is truly ‘music’?” Socrates asks.  20 minutes later this poor flute player is stumbling to his audition sweating because he has no idea who he is anymore.  But while this young man’s audition is blown, Socrates is no closer to answering the question “What is it?” because he’s simply rejected every example as inadequate, a process of negation the Upanishads refer to as नेति नेति (“neti, neti”; neither this nor this).  Socrates continually tries to generate something from nothing.  And fails.

Ironically, considering Plato’s continual insistence on the clear light of reason, both allegory and Socratic method represent what Hume called “theism”:  acts of the imagination that extend the given indefinitely without a corrective principle.  The principle is not given; there is no conceptual correspondence or schema; and thus while Platonic allegory, like Christian allegory, can produce belief, it cannot produce philosophy in any proper sense of the word. 

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According to scientists at the renowned Mindlab institution Marconi Union’s “Weightless” induced a 65 per cent reduction in overall anxiety and brought test subjects resting pulse rates to a level 35 per cent lower than their usual resting rates. This song is said to be the most relaxing song ever…

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Tilt-Shift | Overlooking the City of Prague, Czech Republic© Maί

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Tilt-Shift | Overlooking the City of Prague, Czech Republic
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But if we make education more accessible how will the privileged elite maintain their comparative advantage over everyone else?!

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But if we make education more accessible how will the privileged elite maintain their comparative advantage over everyone else?!

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Dark Night of The (New Mama’s) Soul

Maybe you are familiar with the phrase “dark night of the soul”. Perhaps you fancy yourself a contemplator and have experienced your own version of this phenomena. I thought I had and have since worked diligently to process the residual existential tension. Then I had a baby.

What followed was a two-part realization that my child-less self was an unwavering asshole, and that as far as I’m concerned, F. Scott Fitzgerald had it right when he said that “in a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o’clock in the morning.”

For the last week and a half, my 7-month-old son Aurie was waking up twice per night. First at 2a.m. for adorable reasons unknown and again at 4a.m. for food. It was a time of celebration — we danced, ate cake, splattered parmigiano reggiano on everything. Those were bright and hopeful days, not unlike Obama’s 2009 inauguration. We were galloping through the tunnel toward some mythical light of which we had so often been told. 

Aurie was sick, but man, was he sleeping. Life was good. I thought of my parent-to-be friends with knowing pity. When a new mom told me of her hellish nights — inclusive of 7 or 8 baby-alarms — I thought, I’ve been there, I’m over it and I am so, so sorry. I even talked bout how great life is on the other side, when that stage is over. “I go into the kitchen and I know what I’m looking for!”

For new parents and bystanders alike, how well a child sleeps is inevitably and nonsensically a notation on the aptitude of one’s parenting intuit, style or technique. Never mind that infant sleep is determined by a combination of burgeoning personhood, behavioural conditioning and at times, medical ailing. Never mind that sleep “troubles” persist if so much as a child’s poop or bath schedule is thrown off, regardless of how obsessive and compulsive that child’s parent is about the regularity of nap time and duration, bedtime, meals and bathing for the purpose of achieving the best possible sleep. Even after the most aggressive form of sleep training (“cry it out” or “ferberization” — a hot topic amongst new parents and parents-to-be) it is often reported that infant sleep continues to fluctuate with the rapid acceleration of cognitive function, arrival of developmental milestones and on occasion, directional change of the wind.  

Rationally speaking, I should not be surprised that for the last two nights, Aurie has been awake from 10pm until 6am, even though for most people, this type of schedule inarguably constitutes being awake all night. Rationally speaking, I should not feel bad about myself, my partner and my baby that we are back to sucking so badly at sleep. Rationally speaking, I should not blabber on at 3am about how a life without sleep is unworthy of living. However valid my emotions and (arguably skewed) logic are, I know better than that. I know this will pass. Next week it will be a new thing — maybe he’ll drop a nap, develop (another) new high-pitched scream, or even decide that it’s fun to wake up after sunrise. But right now, in the thick of it, the days are dominated by the night in my quest to resolve the mess of wakefulness we are wadding through. Right now, I want Aurie in his own room, away from me. I want him to listen to and somehow understand Samuel L. Jackson on a youtube loop reading “Go The Fuck To Sleep”. I want sympathy for my dark night, and I want a 15-minute reprieve from my existential responsibility which I am willing to grant myself. 

My interest in ‘the contemplative arts’ now extends only to the idea of resolve. I like to consider what future me can do to be less of an asshole, to help new parents training through the first year feel more awesome — because they need to feel awesome, because raising a child, while a choice for some, is an exceptionally difficult choice in ways that I suppose not every parent is willing to discuss. 

On the other side of these sleepless nights, I will be less of an asshole. I will be tight-lipped if well-rested. I will fly as quickly as the subway will take me to the home of any new-parent friends to relieve them some of their existential or ontological responsibility and hold their screaming babies while they go the fuck to sleep. 

ad infinitum

In the same way that there is a multiplicity of relations, there is also a multiplicity of different modes of unification, different degrees of unity, different ways of being “one”, and a multiplicity of ways of realising it.
Maurizio LazzaratoMultiplicity, Totality and Politics [Parrhesia, 2010] (via adumbrations)

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“It’s okay Ma’am, I’m from The Internet.” 

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“It’s okay Ma’am, I’m from The Internet.” 

Oh flying spaghetti monster, I’m so glad we’re having this conversation. 
(Yes — finally — yes to everything below.)

fucktheory:

Real Talk (Education Week, Continued)
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OK, so, first things first:  between his half-assed health care plan, his fucking over the LGBT community on every possible issue including immigration, his failure to crack down on corporate fuckery, and his apparent ambivalence about education, Obama has proven a disappointment on every single issue I actually care about.  I’m glad I don’t have the option of voting in November, because it would be a bitter pill. 
Now, on to the subject at hand.  There are two points to be made here. 
The first point is pretty straightforward, and can be summed up as follows:  Fuck.  You.  Specifically, this bit here:

The death of subsidized loans was sold to student advocates as a necessary sacrifice to save the Pell Grant Program, which provides 9 million undergraduates with grants of up to $5,500 a year. “Congress now views all spending as bad, and we wanted to make sure the Pell Grant didn’t get cut,” recalls Rich Williams at the U.S. Public Interest Research Group’s Higher Education Project. “Unfortunately, the money had to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.”

Uh, no.  The money doesn’t have to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.  According to this article, the projected savings from hammering grad students is going to be about $18 billion a year.  Can we talk about farm subsidies, which cost the US government about $20 billion a year, a fully 17% of which goes to the largest 1% of farms?  Can we talk about the fact that a so-called “5th generation” jet fighter, like an F-22, costs $100-150 million per unit, and the fact that the US Air Force has almost 6,000 aircraft in active service?  (Do the math). Or maybe we could, I don’t know, make pharmaceutical companies actually pay taxes?  For that matter, it appears that in the fiscal year 2011 the Department of Homeland Security was budgeted $98.8 billion…but apparently only spent $66.4 billion.  Could we maybe have those extra $32.4 billion back to spend on education, if you don’t need them? 
A dollar is a dollar.  It doesn’t say “education dollar” on it, it just says “In God We Trust.” There is only one economy.  Congressdecideshow much of its money will go to education, just like it decides how much goes to defense spending, homeland security, and corporate tax breaks.  Politicians in every country love selling us this bullshit line about how “the education budget is only so big.”  No, asshole, the education budget is as big as you make it.  Make it bigger, and you’ll be able to add things without cutting things.  That’s called logic.  Cut some money from your expense and travel budget and give it to a starving graduate student. 
That’s the first point.  The point is this:  the government is choosing to save money by fucking over graduate students.  Don’t try to give us this hand-wringing, I-have-no-choice-we-all-have-to-tighten-our-belts routine.  Go fuck yourself.  You spent $135 billion in 2010 bailing out the scum that issues those loans, but you don’t have any money to help the students who are strangled by those same loans?  Have I mentioned go fuck yourself? 
OK.  The second point is much more complex and much less pleasant to think about.  That is the awkward question of why all that student debt is there in the first place. 
To begin with, using the phrase “graduate school” so broadly is a serious economic error.  There’s a huge difference, in financial terms, between being a “graduate student” at a professional school that makes you a lawyer or a doctor or any other profession that, presumably, the market actually has a demand for, and between being a “graduate student” at, say, an English department, which mostly trains you to be unemployable.  OK. 
Just as importantly, and as painful as it is to admit this, we can’t pass judgment against government budget cuts without also recognizing the extent to which everybody, including professors and students themselves, participate in the ideological soap bubble that is higher education.  It basically boils down to this:  did anyone force you to take on tens of thousands of dollars of debt?  No.  No they did not.  Yes, it sucks that the government is going to start making you pay interest on those loans.  It sucks hard.  But we’re just talking about the interest.  We’re not talking about why those loans are there in the first place. 
As the Gramsci quote above neatly points out, educational oversaturation has serious economic implications.  And as all of Gramsci’s work on education shows, it is an absolute error to regard intellectual or educational activity as somehow above or beyond circuits of capital and material production.  As the second of the two articles linked to above suggests, for the last few years there’s been a growing awareness of the student loan issue.  But the fundamental problems behind the student loan issue have been brewing for a long, long time.  I’m going to focus here mostly on the humanities, since that’s where my experience lies.
Let’s be perfectly honest here.  As a form of professional training, graduate school in the humanities has been in decline a long, long time.  The debt issue has worsened sharply in recent years, as has tuition.  But the slashing of budgets, the cutting of tenure-track jobs, and the systematic replacement of fully employed faculty with benefits by adjunct myrmidons has been going on for decades.  Despite this fact, for most of the last 10 years, graduate school application rates have set record highs.  For the life of me, I can’t figure out why.
Now, is there, to some degree a clouding of the truth?  Yes, perhaps.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of professors to be unfailingly encouraging of undergraduates who want to apply to grad schools, instead of explaining to them the realities of the job market.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of academic departments to admit more students than they can fund and place.  The reasons for this bullshit is obvious - professors and departments both need graduate students to serve as cheap teaching labor so they can offset the slashing of full-time faculty.  Duh.  But guess what?  Academia operates within the same chains of ideology and economics as the rest of the capitalist machine.  You’re naive enough to be surprised that the labor market is trying to fuck you over by squeezing you like a ripe orange and then throwing you away to rot once the juice has been squeezed out?  The real question isn’t why your professors painted you a rosy picture or why your department fudged their placement numbers on the admissions offer they made you.  The real question is why you believed them to begin with. 
If we are ever going to fix higher education, the first task is to rid ourselves of the absurd idealization of intellectual activity as somehow exempt from market forces and basic economic principles.  I’ve already dealt with this issue in this post.  Graduate students and potential graduate students alike must confront the possibility that their own investment in their profession is sharply out of line with the market value of their profession.  And this disjunction is absolutely not news.  To anybody.  Bluntly stated:  yes, the economic burden of grad school has worsened in the last few years.  But it’s not like there was any possible economic math according to which getting a Ph.D. in English was a really smart financial decision in 1999, either.  What are you so shocked about?  Were you planning to repay your loans to the bank by offering to give lectures on Edmund Spencer in the foyer? 
In other words, it’s absolutely not enough to wring our hands about interest rates and act like we’ve suddenly found ourselves in an untenable situation we couldn’t possibly have predicted.  If we want our intellectual activity to be worth something not just to us but to the market, we need to work collectively as an institution to raise the value of that activity.  In other words, we have to stop saying bullshit like this:

“The burden on graduate students is growing, and this makes a bad situation worse,” says Eli Paster, a Ph.D. candidate at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the head of legislative concerns at the National Association of Graduate-Professional Students. “We don’t want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.”

That is absolutely not correct.  We absolutely do want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.  Because graduate degrees are not decorations.  They’re supposed to be indicators of a particularly high level of qualification and training, making you a valuable asset worth hiring.  Graduate school should be difficult to get into.  Graduate degrees should be difficult to obtain.  If there’s a glut of graduate degrees on the market and the cost of the education exceeds the market value of the degree, then something is seriously wrong with the system.  
The problem, of course, begins before the graduate level.  It used to be that a good number of people dropped out of high school and started working at 16.  Once that was no longer the norm, and everybody had a high school degree, you started needing a college degree to get a decent job.  Then once everybody had a college degree, that became meaningless, so you needed a master’s degree to get a decent job.  And so on.  But like Gramsci says, oversaturation creates a loop of devaluation.  Pretty soon the US will be like Italy, where every other business card says “Dottore” on it.  And the inevitable and unfortunate correlate of this phenomenon is that the greater the number of people who pursue graduate degrees, the more socially acceptable it becomes to get a graduate degree simply for the sake of having one, or simply because you don’t know what else to do with your life.  And with all due respect to your upper-middle-class existential anxiety, I don’t think your indecision should be a collective social burden. 
The only solution is to forget about the American dream and adopt a model of education more like the French and German models, where the kind of education you get is closely related to the kind of job you’re expecting or expected to hold.  Obviously, those systems have profound issues of their own.  But the bottom line is this:  a democratic society is one where everybody has the possiblity of obtaining a higher education, not one where everybody actually has one.  We must fight tooth and nail to ensure that everybody can go to college.  But it’s completely ludicrous to work towards a society where everybody does go to college.  What for?  And it’s even more ludicrous to work towards a society where people have the luxury of spending 5-10 years acquiring a useless graduate degree and expecting someone else to pick up the tab.  Sorry.  But no.
It really comes down to the simple fact that, as of right now, nobody can force you to take up that kind of debt burden.  There are pressures, yes, and lies and ideology involved.  But unless you sign that piece of paper, you’re not going to end up tens of thousands of dollars in debt.  The first step towards reducing the student debt crisis is for students to reduce the amount of debt they take on. 
Leaving aside the more complex question of undergraduate degrees, it is absolutely and categorically imperative that people becomes more pragmatic about their decision to pursue graduate degrees.  In fact, when undergraduates ask me about grad school, or when they ask me to write letters of recommendation, I tell them flat out and in no uncertain terms:  only go to grad school if the career you want to pursue requires a graduate degree.  Period.  End of story.  If it is remotely possible for you to do what you want in life without a graduate degree, good.  And if you don’t know what the fuck you want to do with your life, take a year off and work at a record store while you figure it out.  Or borrow $10,000 to travel and hang out for 6 months, instead of borrowing $70,000 to go to grad school for 5 years.  You’ll end up with much less debt, much less anxiety, and a much clearer sense of yourself.  But by taking up space and resources in graduate school just so you can figure out your life, you are not only fucking yourself over, you are helping the system to fuck over all the people who genuinely want and need the degree.  You are devaluing everybody else’s degree and saddling yourself with a lifetime of debt that will almost certainly prevent you from making the kind of life choices you were dreaming off when you applied to grad school in the first place.  Being on an academic schedule and having 4 months off a year doesn’t mean very much when you have to wait tables between semesters to pay off your Ph.D.
As Gramsci says in the same text I quote above, “The democratic-bureaucratic system has given rise to a great mass of functions which are not all justified by the social necessities of production, though they are justified by the political necessities of the dominant fundamental group.”  The first step towards fixing the higher education system isn’t governmental, it’s personal.  Stop serving the interests of the dominant fundamental group and start serving your own damn interests.  Should the government help students crawl out from underneath their massive mountains of debt?  Yes, it absolutely should.  But the best way to escape graduate school debt is not to borrow money in the first place. 

Oh flying spaghetti monster, I’m so glad we’re having this conversation. 

(Yes — finally — yes to everything below.)

fucktheory:

Real Talk (Education Week, Continued)

(click; also click)

OK, so, first things first:  between his half-assed health care plan, his fucking over the LGBT community on every possible issue including immigration, his failure to crack down on corporate fuckery, and his apparent ambivalence about education, Obama has proven a disappointment on every single issue I actually care about.  I’m glad I don’t have the option of voting in November, because it would be a bitter pill. 

Now, on to the subject at hand. 
There are two points to be made here. 

The first point is pretty straightforward, and can be summed up as follows:  Fuck.  You.  Specifically, this bit here:

The death of subsidized loans was sold to student advocates as a necessary sacrifice to save the Pell Grant Program, which provides 9 million undergraduates with grants of up to $5,500 a year. “Congress now views all spending as bad, and we wanted to make sure the Pell Grant didn’t get cut,” recalls Rich Williams at the U.S. Public Interest Research Group’s Higher Education Project. “Unfortunately, the money had to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.”

Uh, no.  The money doesn’t have to come from other programs in the higher-education pot.  According to this article, the projected savings from hammering grad students is going to be about $18 billion a year.  Can we talk about farm subsidies, which cost the US government about $20 billion a year, a fully 17% of which goes to the largest 1% of farms?  Can we talk about the fact that a so-called “5th generation” jet fighter, like an F-22, costs $100-150 million per unit, and the fact that the US Air Force has almost 6,000 aircraft in active service?  (Do the math). Or maybe we could, I don’t know, make pharmaceutical companies actually pay taxes?  For that matter, it appears that in the fiscal year 2011 the Department of Homeland Security was budgeted $98.8 billion…but apparently only spent $66.4 billion.  Could we maybe have those extra $32.4 billion back to spend on education, if you don’t need them? 

A dollar is a dollar.  It doesn’t say “education dollar” on it, it just says “In God We Trust.” There is only one economy.  Congressdecideshow much of its money will go to education, just like it decides how much goes to defense spending, homeland security, and corporate tax breaks.  Politicians in every country love selling us this bullshit line about how “the education budget is only so big.”  No, asshole, the education budget is as big as you make it.  Make it bigger, and you’ll be able to add things without cutting things.  That’s called logic.  Cut some money from your expense and travel budget and give it to a starving graduate student. 

That’s the first point.  The point is this:  the government is choosing to save money by fucking over graduate students.  Don’t try to give us this hand-wringing, I-have-no-choice-we-all-have-to-tighten-our-belts routine.  Go fuck yourself.  You spent $135 billion in 2010 bailing out the scum that issues those loans, but you don’t have any money to help the students who are strangled by those same loans?  Have I mentioned go fuck yourself? 

OK.  The second point is much more complex and much less pleasant to think about.  That is the awkward question of why all that student debt is there in the first place

To begin with, using the phrase “graduate school” so broadly is a serious economic error.  There’s a huge difference, in financial terms, between being a “graduate student” at a professional school that makes you a lawyer or a doctor or any other profession that, presumably, the market actually has a demand for, and between being a “graduate student” at, say, an English department, which mostly trains you to be unemployable.  OK. 

Just as importantly, and as painful as it is to admit this, we can’t pass judgment against government budget cuts without also recognizing the extent to which everybody, including professors and students themselves, participate in the ideological soap bubble that is higher education.  It basically boils down to this:  did anyone force you to take on tens of thousands of dollars of debt?  No.  No they did not.  Yes, it sucks that the government is going to start making you pay interest on those loans.  It sucks hard.  But we’re just talking about the interest.  We’re not talking about why those loans are there in the first place. 

As the Gramsci quote above neatly points out, educational oversaturation has serious economic implications.  And as all of Gramsci’s work on education shows, it is an absolute error to regard intellectual or educational activity as somehow above or beyond circuits of capital and material production.  As the second of the two articles linked to above suggests, for the last few years there’s been a growing awareness of the student loan issue.  But the fundamental problems behind the student loan issue have been brewing for a long, long time.  I’m going to focus here mostly on the humanities, since that’s where my experience lies.

Let’s be perfectly honest here.  As a form of professional training, graduate school in the humanities has been in decline a long, long time.  The debt issue has worsened sharply in recent years, as has tuition.  But the slashing of budgets, the cutting of tenure-track jobs, and the systematic replacement of fully employed faculty with benefits by adjunct myrmidons has been going on for decades.  Despite this fact, for most of the last 10 years, graduate school application rates have set record highs.  For the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

Now, is there, to some degree a clouding of the truth?  Yes, perhaps.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of professors to be unfailingly encouraging of undergraduates who want to apply to grad schools, instead of explaining to them the realities of the job market.  It’s stupid and irresponsible of academic departments to admit more students than they can fund and place.  The reasons for this bullshit is obvious - professors and departments both need graduate students to serve as cheap teaching labor so they can offset the slashing of full-time faculty.  Duh.  But guess what?  Academia operates within the same chains of ideology and economics as the rest of the capitalist machine.  You’re naive enough to be surprised that the labor market is trying to fuck you over by squeezing you like a ripe orange and then throwing you away to rot once the juice has been squeezed out?  The real question isn’t why your professors painted you a rosy picture or why your department fudged their placement numbers on the admissions offer they made you.  The real question is why you believed them to begin with. 

If we are ever going to fix higher education, the first task is to rid ourselves of the absurd idealization of intellectual activity as somehow exempt from market forces and basic economic principles.  I’ve already dealt with this issue in this post.  Graduate students and potential graduate students alike must confront the possibility that their own investment in their profession is sharply out of line with the market value of their profession.  And this disjunction is absolutely not news.  To anybody.  Bluntly stated:  yes, the economic burden of grad school has worsened in the last few years.  But it’s not like there was any possible economic math according to which getting a Ph.D. in English was a really smart financial decision in 1999, either.  What are you so shocked about?  Were you planning to repay your loans to the bank by offering to give lectures on Edmund Spencer in the foyer? 

In other words, it’s absolutely not enough to wring our hands about interest rates and act like we’ve suddenly found ourselves in an untenable situation we couldn’t possibly have predicted.  If we want our intellectual activity to be worth something not just to us but to the market, we need to work collectively as an institution to raise the value of that activity.  In other words, we have to stop saying bullshit like this:

“The burden on graduate students is growing, and this makes a bad situation worse,” says Eli Paster, a Ph.D. candidate at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the head of legislative concerns at the National Association of Graduate-Professional Students. “We don’t want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.”

That is absolutely not correct.  We absolutely do want a disincentive for people to pursue a graduate degree.  Because graduate degrees are not decorations.  They’re supposed to be indicators of a particularly high level of qualification and training, making you a valuable asset worth hiring.  Graduate school should be difficult to get into.  Graduate degrees should be difficult to obtain.  If there’s a glut of graduate degrees on the market and the cost of the education exceeds the market value of the degree, then something is seriously wrong with the system.  

The problem, of course, begins before the graduate level.  It used to be that a good number of people dropped out of high school and started working at 16.  Once that was no longer the norm, and everybody had a high school degree, you started needing a college degree to get a decent job.  Then once everybody had a college degree, that became meaningless, so you needed a master’s degree to get a decent job.  And so on.  But like Gramsci says, oversaturation creates a loop of devaluation.  Pretty soon the US will be like Italy, where every other business card says “Dottore” on it.  And the inevitable and unfortunate correlate of this phenomenon is that the greater the number of people who pursue graduate degrees, the more socially acceptable it becomes to get a graduate degree simply for the sake of having one, or simply because you don’t know what else to do with your life.  And with all due respect to your upper-middle-class existential anxiety, I don’t think your indecision should be a collective social burden. 

The only solution is to forget about the American dream and adopt a model of education more like the French and German models, where the kind of education you get is closely related to the kind of job you’re expecting or expected to hold.  Obviously, those systems have profound issues of their own.  But the bottom line is this:  a democratic society is one where everybody has the possiblity of obtaining a higher education, not one where everybody actually has one.  We must fight tooth and nail to ensure that everybody can go to college.  But it’s completely ludicrous to work towards a society where everybody does go to college.  What for?  And it’s even more ludicrous to work towards a society where people have the luxury of spending 5-10 years acquiring a useless graduate degree and expecting someone else to pick up the tab.  Sorry.  But no.

It really comes down to the simple fact that, as of right now, nobody can force you to take up that kind of debt burden.  There are pressures, yes, and lies and ideology involved.  But unless you sign that piece of paper, you’re not going to end up tens of thousands of dollars in debt.  The first step towards reducing the student debt crisis is for students to reduce the amount of debt they take on. 

Leaving aside the more complex question of undergraduate degrees, it is absolutely and categorically imperative that people becomes more pragmatic about their decision to pursue graduate degrees.  In fact, when undergraduates ask me about grad school, or when they ask me to write letters of recommendation, I tell them flat out and in no uncertain terms:  only go to grad school if the career you want to pursue requires a graduate degree.  Period.  End of story.  If it is remotely possible for you to do what you want in life without a graduate degree, good.  And if you don’t know what the fuck you want to do with your life, take a year off and work at a record store while you figure it out.  Or borrow $10,000 to travel and hang out for 6 months, instead of borrowing $70,000 to go to grad school for 5 years.  You’ll end up with much less debt, much less anxiety, and a much clearer sense of yourself.  But by taking up space and resources in graduate school just so you can figure out your life, you are not only fucking yourself over, you are helping the system to fuck over all the people who genuinely want and need the degree.  You are devaluing everybody else’s degree and saddling yourself with a lifetime of debt that will almost certainly prevent you from making the kind of life choices you were dreaming off when you applied to grad school in the first place.  Being on an academic schedule and having 4 months off a year doesn’t mean very much when you have to wait tables between semesters to pay off your Ph.D.

As Gramsci says in the same text I quote above, “The democratic-bureaucratic system has given rise to a great mass of functions which are not all justified by the social necessities of production, though they are justified by the political necessities of the dominant fundamental group.”  The first step towards fixing the higher education system isn’t governmental, it’s personal.  Stop serving the interests of the dominant fundamental group and start serving your own damn interests.  Should the government help students crawl out from underneath their massive mountains of debt?  Yes, it absolutely should.  But the best way to escape graduate school debt is not to borrow money in the first place. 

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Pro et Contra - Philosophy & Allegory
(I/II)(click)
This is the contra one, obviously.
Here’s the problem with allegory.Imagine that in the distant future the entire world is in the grip of a giant totalitarian state.  Now imagine that this totalitarian state executed an absolute eugenics program, strictly controlling all reproduction.  Now imagine that the way this program was executed was through the surgical removal of every person’s reproductive glands, so that not only was all reproduction conducted in a laboratory under strict government control, but also no adult in the world had functioning gonads - women had no ovaries and men had no testes.  Now imagine that you’re an ordinary man from our present moment who travels to this future and has an argument with one of these gonad-free future-humans.  In this scenario, wouldn’t one of these gonad-free future-humans be confused if you told them to lick your balls?  Clearly they would, because in the hypothetical world under consideration, the set of “men who have testicles” is an empty set.  Isn’t that a good allegory for how set theory works?
If you answered “not really, no,” then gold star for you. 
Let me start bluntly:  allegories can be rhetorical, but they cannot be truly philosophical, insofar as philosophy is an activity consisting of the creation, modification, and organization of concepts.  (In this definition I follow, as always, Deleuze & Guattari’s What Is Philosophy?).  Prof. O’Connor gives the unfortunate example here of “Nietzsche’s myth of eternal recurrence,” a rather poor choice considering that Nietzsche certainly didn’t think of the Eternal Return as a “myth.”  A better example would have been the parables and fables of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.  But parables and fables are not allegories.
The difference is that an allegory represents, while parables and fables illustrate.  The reading of the former is a hermeneutic process, the reading of the latter an analytic process.  The practical implication of this is that while a behavioral or moral principle is given in the parable or the fable, the underlying principle of the allegory must be interpreted, extracted or translated out of the symbolic content; it is generated anew with each reading.  But as the sages made clear in the Talmud, to say nothing of Freud and Derrida, interpretation, hermeneutics, is always an overdetermined process.  Some symbols mean multiple things; sometimes several symbols together mean a single thing.  Sometimes both of those things are true at once.  What this means is that the allegory, unlike the parable and fable, has a much looser relationship between form and content, insofar as its “meaning” can be distributed through any number of symbolic elements without, in theory, fundamentally changing (this is what Lacan implies when he insists in the “Seminar on ‘The Purloined Letter’” that “the letter” is infinitely divisible).
In practice, this means that the allegory is, potentially, infinitely extensive.  An epic novel can serve as an allegory, and a sonnet can serve as an allegory, and in principle, they could be interpreted as having the same “moral,” which might consist of a single sentence.  Aesop’s fables and Zarathustra’s animal companions offer us a diagrammatic relation between the elements of the story and the elements of the conceptual principle: there’s a crow, there’s a fox, and there’s a piece of cheese.  You can change the symbolic register and make it a fable about a woman, a drag queen, and a Chanel clutch, but no retelling that claims to retain the same moral principle can fundamentally alter the triangular constellation of the key elements.  This remains remains true even if the story is the length of a novel: consider Ibn Tufayl’s Ḥayy ibn Yaqẓān, one of the greatest “philosophical novels,” a book-length parable (and well worth reading). 
In an allegory, on the other hand, the principle is not given; it must be generated interpretively.  But because the principle is not given, the distribution of symbolic elements is hermeneutic rather than diagrammatic, and there is no clear conceptual correspondence.  This makes the allegory, as I’ve suggested, extensive: there’s no diagrammatic reason not to add or remove symbolic elements or to reorganize the symbolic distribution.  That’s why allegory, unlike fable and parable, is never properly philosophical, but only aesthetic or rhetorical:  because the distribution of symbolic elements becomes a matter of taste, rather than a matter of conceptual correspondence. The allegory violates William of Ockham’s basic metaphysical principle: Numquam ponenda est pluralitas sine necessitate (“plurality [of entities] should not be posited unless necessary”; this is the basic principle of conceptual organization - see Ockham’s Quaestiones on Peter Lombard’s Sentences).  
In fact, Plato’s allegory of the cave (in The Republic, Book VII, 514a–520a) does precisely this.  The allegory represents, according to the standard interpretation, Plato’s theory of Forms or Ideas or however you want to translate εἶδος (eidos) and ἰδέα (idea).  The idea here is apparently that the world we live in and perceive is a pale imitation of a pure world of Ideal Forms, where every entity exists in its pure essence.  For Plato, the table in front of you is just a particular incarnation of the universal form “table.”  OK.  So in the allegory of the cave, the shadows on the wall are the material incarnations of forms, the world of our perception, and the real world out in the sunlight is the world of pure forms.  There are really only three conceptual elements here:  the material world, the world of forms, and the limited human consciousness.  But…if the shadows on the wall are made by puppeteers who hold puppets up to the light of the fire, and the shadows represent our material perceptions, wouldn’t perceiving the world of forms just involve…turning our heads to see the puppets?  Why does the allegory continue beyond that point?  Why then is this freakish puppet show just an intermediary between the cave and the outside?  Why is there an outside at all?  For that matter, why don’t the people who leave the cave end up on a mysterious island that moves around and is protected by a giant smoke monster?  Also, who the hell are these puppet show people and don’t they have anything better to do?  Plato is definitely ponenda-ing pluralitas sine necessitate.  
The idea here, as Prof. O’Connor suggests, is that the philosopher’s inquiry helps lift humanity out of the cave and into the light.  The philosopher does this by inquiring after the essence of things, their form, that ancient Socratic question:  “What is it?” (a question, one notes, endemic to 4-year-old children and 70-year-old men).  The profound irony here is that Plato’s allegory fails in exactly the same way that Socrates’ inquiry fails.  In distributing the elements of the allegory figuratively rather than conceptually, Plato fails to answer the fundamental question, “What is it? [What does the allegory represent?].”  This is left to the reader to determine, in an act of interpretation.  The essence is not given, only the distribution of symbols, a particular distribution, arranged formally in accordance with a rule of taste.  From this particular example, the reader is left to extract a general principle, a truth or ἰδέα, the essence of the allegory which would remain the same even if the allegory itself was changed (this is the supposed letter that supposedly always arrives at its destination, chez Lacan).  
This is the basic failure of Platonic-Socratic inquiry:  Not that it attempts to extract a general principle from particular examples, which would simply be inductive reasoning, but that it does so dialectically, by rejecting symbolic elements, in an endless loop whose dynamo is precisely the absence of essence.  Socrates putters around the agora accosting random people.  “What is it that you’re doing?” he asks on young man.  “I’m on my way to an audition, I’m a musician.”  “How do you know that what you’re doing is truly ‘music’?” Socrates asks.  20 minutes later this poor flute player is stumbling to his audition sweating because he has no idea who he is anymore.  But while this young man’s audition is blown, Socrates is no closer to answering the question “What is it?” because he’s simply rejected every example as inadequate, a process of negation the Upanishads refer to as नेति नेति (“neti, neti”; neither this nor this).  Socrates continually tries to generate something from nothing.  And fails. 
Ironically, considering Plato’s continual insistence on the clear light of reason, both allegory and Socratic method represent what Hume called “theism”:  acts of the imagination that extend the given indefinitely without a corrective principle.  The principle is not given; there is no conceptual correspondence or schema; and thus while Platonic allegory, like Christian allegory, can produce belief, it cannot produce philosophy in any proper sense of the word. 

He strikes again!

fucktheory:

Pro et Contra - Philosophy & Allegory

(I/II)
(click)

This is the contra one, obviously.

Here’s the problem with allegory.
Imagine that in the distant future the entire world is in the grip of a giant totalitarian state.  Now imagine that this totalitarian state executed an absolute eugenics program, strictly controlling all reproduction.  Now imagine that the way this program was executed was through the surgical removal of every person’s reproductive glands, so that not only was all reproduction conducted in a laboratory under strict government control, but also no adult in the world had functioning gonads - women had no ovaries and men had no testes.  Now imagine that you’re an ordinary man from our present moment who travels to this future and has an argument with one of these gonad-free future-humans.  In this scenario, wouldn’t one of these gonad-free future-humans be confused if you told them to lick your balls?  Clearly they would, because in the hypothetical world under consideration, the set of “men who have testicles” is an empty set.  Isn’t that a good allegory for how set theory works?

If you answered “not really, no,” then gold star for you. 

Let me start bluntly:  allegories can be rhetorical, but they cannot be truly philosophical, insofar as philosophy is an activity consisting of the creation, modification, and organization of concepts.  (In this definition I follow, as always, Deleuze & Guattari’s What Is Philosophy?).  Prof. O’Connor gives the unfortunate example here of “Nietzsche’s myth of eternal recurrence,” a rather poor choice considering that Nietzsche certainly didn’t think of the Eternal Return as a “myth.”  A better example would have been the parables and fables of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.  But parables and fables are not allegories.

The difference is that an allegory represents, while parables and fables illustrate.  The reading of the former is a hermeneutic process, the reading of the latter an analytic process.  The practical implication of this is that while a behavioral or moral principle is given in the parable or the fable, the underlying principle of the allegory must be interpreted, extracted or translated out of the symbolic content; it is generated anew with each reading.  But as the sages made clear in the Talmud, to say nothing of Freud and Derrida, interpretation, hermeneutics, is always an overdetermined process.  Some symbols mean multiple things; sometimes several symbols together mean a single thing.  Sometimes both of those things are true at once.  What this means is that the allegory, unlike the parable and fable, has a much looser relationship between form and content, insofar as its “meaning” can be distributed through any number of symbolic elements without, in theory, fundamentally changing (this is what Lacan implies when he insists in the “Seminar on ‘The Purloined Letter’” that “the letter” is infinitely divisible).

In practice, this means that the allegory is, potentially, infinitely extensive.  An epic novel can serve as an allegory, and a sonnet can serve as an allegory, and in principle, they could be interpreted as having the same “moral,” which might consist of a single sentence.  Aesop’s fables and Zarathustra’s animal companions offer us a diagrammatic relation between the elements of the story and the elements of the conceptual principle: there’s a crow, there’s a fox, and there’s a piece of cheese.  You can change the symbolic register and make it a fable about a woman, a drag queen, and a Chanel clutch, but no retelling that claims to retain the same moral principle can fundamentally alter the triangular constellation of the key elements.  This remains remains true even if the story is the length of a novel: consider Ibn Tufayl’s Ḥayy ibn Yaqẓān, one of the greatest “philosophical novels,” a book-length parable (and well worth reading). 

In an allegory, on the other hand, the principle is not given; it must be generated interpretively.  But because the principle is not given, the distribution of symbolic elements is hermeneutic rather than diagrammatic, and there is no clear conceptual correspondence.  This makes the allegory, as I’ve suggested, extensive: there’s no diagrammatic reason not to add or remove symbolic elements or to reorganize the symbolic distribution.  That’s why allegory, unlike fable and parable, is never properly philosophical, but only aesthetic or rhetorical:  because the distribution of symbolic elements becomes a matter of taste, rather than a matter of conceptual correspondence. The allegory violates William of Ockham’s basic metaphysical principle: Numquam ponenda est pluralitas sine necessitate (“plurality [of entities] should not be posited unless necessary”; this is the basic principle of conceptual organization - see Ockham’s Quaestiones on Peter Lombard’s Sentences). 

In fact, Plato’s allegory of the cave (in The Republic, Book VII, 514a–520a) does precisely this.  The allegory represents, according to the standard interpretation, Plato’s theory of Forms or Ideas or however you want to translate εἶδος (eidos) and ἰδέα (idea).  The idea here is apparently that the world we live in and perceive is a pale imitation of a pure world of Ideal Forms, where every entity exists in its pure essence.  For Plato, the table in front of you is just a particular incarnation of the universal form “table.”  OK.  So in the allegory of the cave, the shadows on the wall are the material incarnations of forms, the world of our perception, and the real world out in the sunlight is the world of pure forms.  There are really only three conceptual elements here:  the material world, the world of forms, and the limited human consciousness.  But…if the shadows on the wall are made by puppeteers who hold puppets up to the light of the fire, and the shadows represent our material perceptions, wouldn’t perceiving the world of forms just involve…turning our heads to see the puppets?  Why does the allegory continue beyond that point?  Why then is this freakish puppet show just an intermediary between the cave and the outside?  Why is there an outside at all?  For that matter, why don’t the people who leave the cave end up on a mysterious island that moves around and is protected by a giant smoke monster?  Also, who the hell are these puppet show people and don’t they have anything better to do?  Plato is definitely ponenda-ing pluralitas sine necessitate

The idea here, as Prof. O’Connor suggests, is that the philosopher’s inquiry helps lift humanity out of the cave and into the light.  The philosopher does this by inquiring after the essence of things, their form, that ancient Socratic question:  “What is it?” (a question, one notes, endemic to 4-year-old children and 70-year-old men).  The profound irony here is that Plato’s allegory fails in exactly the same way that Socrates’ inquiry fails.  In distributing the elements of the allegory figuratively rather than conceptually, Plato fails to answer the fundamental question, “What is it? [What does the allegory represent?].”  This is left to the reader to determine, in an act of interpretation.  The essence is not given, only the distribution of symbols, a particular distribution, arranged formally in accordance with a rule of taste.  From this particular example, the reader is left to extract a general principle, a truth or ἰδέα, the essence of the allegory which would remain the same even if the allegory itself was changed (this is the supposed letter that supposedly always arrives at its destination, chez Lacan). 

This is the basic failure of Platonic-Socratic inquiry:  Not that it attempts to extract a general principle from particular examples, which would simply be inductive reasoning, but that it does so dialectically, by rejecting symbolic elements, in an endless loop whose dynamo is precisely the absence of essence.  Socrates putters around the agora accosting random people.  “What is it that you’re doing?” he asks on young man.  “I’m on my way to an audition, I’m a musician.”  “How do you know that what you’re doing is truly ‘music’?” Socrates asks.  20 minutes later this poor flute player is stumbling to his audition sweating because he has no idea who he is anymore.  But while this young man’s audition is blown, Socrates is no closer to answering the question “What is it?” because he’s simply rejected every example as inadequate, a process of negation the Upanishads refer to as नेति नेति (“neti, neti”; neither this nor this).  Socrates continually tries to generate something from nothing.  And fails.

Ironically, considering Plato’s continual insistence on the clear light of reason, both allegory and Socratic method represent what Hume called “theism”:  acts of the imagination that extend the given indefinitely without a corrective principle.  The principle is not given; there is no conceptual correspondence or schema; and thus while Platonic allegory, like Christian allegory, can produce belief, it cannot produce philosophy in any proper sense of the word. 

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Tilt-Shift | Overlooking the City of Prague, Czech Republic
© Maί

newwavefeminism:

motherjones:

(via all education matters)

But if we make education more accessible how will the privileged elite maintain their comparative advantage over everyone else?!

newwavefeminism:

motherjones:

(via all education matters)

But if we make education more accessible how will the privileged elite maintain their comparative advantage over everyone else?!

(via mysticseas)

Dark Night of The (New Mama’s) Soul
Celista – Brooklyn

And then there’s this.

"In the same way that there is a multiplicity of relations, there is also a multiplicity of different modes of unification, different degrees of unity, different ways of being “one”, and a multiplicity of ways of realising it."
"I’d like to start it out from the bottom and build with you;
Be on my last dollar and split the bill with you"

365daysyoga:

According to scientists at the renowned Mindlab institution Marconi Union’s “Weightless” induced a 65 per cent reduction in overall anxiety and brought test subjects resting pulse rates to a level 35 per cent lower than their usual resting rates. This song is said to be the most relaxing song ever…

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